Been a while, huh?

Whats up 0 viewers. Sorry I haven't entered anything lately as I had to go to japan for some business conference dealing with reuinifying Godzilla and his children...or I'm lying. Pretty much I just straight out forgot that I had this blog. OOPS. Whoopsy. Hallabalooooooo.

But yea, I've been working and having fun with school and writing a lottt. And I mean alot. I am trying to finish my first manuscript within the next two months so I can start dropping it out into the cesspool of mediocre writers flopped into the slush pile of Publishing houses.

Just letting you know I haven't forgotten about you but I'm not going to promise it won't happen again because it will. For now, as always, eat your vegetables and your vitamins (but not too much betokerotene because it makes you blind..

I won't Dr. Phil You...I Promise!

I know my last blog touched on the heart string a little but I am not one personally for drumming away at the love canvas. I like the simple things in life. Monster Movies and Meat. And obviously a few others.
I also like paying for a reasonable education. This feels like the first semester that I am actually getting what I'm clunking down in coin. I have four instructors/professors that are all related or in the Publishing field. And 3 of the 4 are working for Simon & Schuster AKA 50% of the industry.
Because honestly, I think we all feel that we're only here to get a piece of paper sometimes. It's a nice change to actually LEARN something.
In my exit note...you should check out freewebs.com/thewaroutthere as it is a funny lil' comic strip that a fiend of mine is doing. Who knows... he might make it next to Garfield in a few years.

Memories and Scars

A co-worker was asking random questions today. Its purpose was to break the ice and mundane events of the day. in doing so she learned more about me that I believe shocked her. I'm not one to say I've had the best childhood but I haven't had a horrible one...at least in my opinion. I am always aware that people have been through worse. She was so amazed at how one person so young could have been through so much.
I just told her it was like the Nike Slogan...
"Just Do It"

Contradiction...I'm now happy again!

Not to say I wasn't happy yesterday but I'm in a great mood today with no definable answer to where my content mood can be contributed to. But nonetheless the sun does shine (metaphorically).
Besides that there is not much to report. I got my first paycheck from the new jizzob. Looking good and I'm liking not being so broke that I have to put into consideration if I can be a dollar menunaire at Mcdonalds.
So maybe I'll get two double cheeseburgers...who knows?

Where the Hell is the Sun?

Today is just one of those Eh days. You don't wan to get up but you can't stay in bed. For some reason, the weeks feel longer and the weekends too short to even enjoy. there are no jokes today. I'm just tired. Not exhausted or at wit's end... but just tired.
Ok maybe one joke..."THE SUN WILL COME TOMORROW"-Annie (I had too)
In other news...umm...Oh, I found out one of my High school friends is Gay. Now I am all for it 9as long as its not me) but I used to be extremely homophobic. It is still hard for me to comprehend. But I'm sure I'll completely understand one day. until then, I am proud to support the rainbow flag in all its glory (not personally haha). I likes the womens Sirrrrr!

CUNY PORTAL SUCKS!?

I am going to keep it real simple. The web administrator who designed the Portal Cuny system is either tech illiterate in designing software or likes pissing off students through faulty, unadapative programs. The server is not supportive and I'm sorry but you do not assign initial and necessary support as work study, because some people are morons. Thank you.

Food...What a Wonderful Thing

I Love events like the Superbowl because it gives me a reason to be a fatass. The same goes for Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's day and countless others.
All I want to say is I am making gourmet pigs in a blanket. if your curious...come on over.
If not... more for me. My skull is bone dry today with quick wit so I'll have to leave you hanging on for more tomorrow. But enjoy Sunday everyone and remember that nipples can come from anywhere so keep an eye out.

I missed a day...and you dont' care

This is the first Saturday Blog. Jimmy cracks corn and you don't care. But then again neither do I enough to at least post five blogs in a row. But anyhoooooooooo...ooooooooooo.
I realized I haven't told you much about myself. But maybe the mystery is intriguing. If I told you I used to be a pro-surfer could you say i was lying? If I told you that I worked on the Cloverfield viral campiagn, do you know that it isn't true? What if i said that Jesus might really be Mexican and we've been pronouncing his name wrong the whole time?
Well my answer to that is my name is Eli.... not Ely or Elee Wheelie. And I'm a Jew too except for the fact that I am not religious whatsoever. My Bar-Mitzvah though did have a wonderful topic for the morning service. Masturbation. Wasn't I the lucky one.
I hope to be a published author one day but keeping the sight realistic and will have a steady fallback. (No cheap or Jew joke please...too easy, I know)
Which brings me to the real question you can ask yourself today. Is there really a bad Jewish stereotype? I supposedly own banks, have money, am extremely smart, and if I'm hardcore enough, I can look like an Amish Hitman. Not too shabby.