Almost only counts in Hand Grenades

Halfway through a novel I am writing. Yes, it's a GOOD one. I can't indulge on the details too much (Goddamn internet pirates) but its a horror thriller that is semi-post apocalyptic. How can that BE! you ask?
Well, It surrounds an incident that doesn't devastate the world but a small urban community. it links one character to the other side of the world while providing a background story parallel to one like Logan (Who's Logan? Too bad idiot!).
I guess if I had to explain it to a child it would be this. If Harry Potter had sex with an agent of the Men in Black born in the Bronx while watching the movie Cloverfield and experimenting with Nootropic antibodies... you'd have my baby.
Yea..I know... probably a bad acid trip and a horrible manuscript. Just trust me lil' ones, it will be the next best mediocre hit!

Mindless Work...Yay...

Currently I am the Director of Targeted Media. Meaning when you misspell "Myspacce" with one too many c's, I'm the reason it brings you to home decor or another traffic site littered with advertisements. Yes. I get paid to do this. Well too.
Why, one might ask? Mostly because it fits around my schedule. An thank god I'm still a student. if I ha to do this for the rest of my life, I would most certainly dive into an empty pool. Repeatedly.
And I'm at work right now doin' a blog. the level of security and professionalism is hardcore hear. Yo Mofo. I felt like I cheated you yesterday with my goodbye comment. So I have a better one.
"With great power, comes great responsibility"- by you better know who that is. Couple of hints....THWIPP...best friend isn't Doc Oc... and rocks the spandex
Goodbye. And I really wish they would bring back Marvel Masterpiece cards.

Floggin' Headache!

Have you ever hit your head on a cabinet or some other extended surface and said to yourself," Hey I want to do that again!" Well I didn't do that but my brain feels like their are mini-lumberjacks inside my skull trying to hatchet down my optic nerve and SUCK AT IT. I would love to speak more on this matter but the g/f is pissed and I'm all out of good lies. She's a doll though as I'm sure you'll hear in the future. As Captain Bicard once said," To Infinity and Beyond!"
To my comfy bed that is.

(By the way, not sure if he said that and I'm not a Trekkie fan. Go Marvel though!)

The First of Many (Unfortunately?)

The title speaks for itself. Whether read or not, my persistence will prove to be successful...I hope. But will I find out that I am doing this simply for an 'A' or maybe this is generally a good idea? I've never kept a diary simply because my thoughts are often to muddled to be put in ink. I'm the guy you know that says "Hey I know exactly where everything is...Don't touch it!" This is mainly because I'm too lazy to be organized and too stubborn to change my ways.
In time... we shall see. But for now, it's cheesy rice time!